If I punch myself and it hurts, am I too weak or too strong?
Holy fuck this messed me up
If an intruder ever comes to fucking murder you. You throw your mother fucking head back pull your arms in weird shapes and whip your head forward again and say the anti crist has awoken whilst smiling the biggest smile you have ever made. no smart person would ever fuck around with you if you did that.
STOP REBLOGGING THIS PLEASE ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION
I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFFFEEE
i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich
fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon
you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner
(Source: michaxl, via greetings)