the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.
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in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
you can’t repeat the past
can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! of course you can.
of course you can, old sport
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
I finally know who John Green makes me think of
he totally looks like Jimmy Neutron
but grown up
the hair and everything
I heard this so much in 2007.
And then I didn’t hear it anymore.
And I started thinking, you know, maybe I don’t look like Jimmy Neutron anymore.
I still do.
I am laughing so much
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