Space Tumblr Themes

jenniferjamboree:

my history professor told me today that he “likes the way I look vaguely pissed off” during class

(via lve-lfe-2-the-fullest)





hologrif:

do you ever just get

viciously jealous

about people

like

no

that’s my friend

mine

(Source: dextrgrif, via lve-lfe-2-the-fullest)





vvhitehouse:

aneastcoastbreeze:

vvhitehouse:

advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

  • instant cute outfit with minimal effort
  • it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
  • sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
  • u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know

disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

Guys think they’re totally not cute lol

the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus

(via lolshutuprachel)





there-was-no-other-sound:

rnultiplayer:

wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?

image

image

that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried

FLUFFY MILK HORSE

(via lolshutuprachel)





2uguu4me:

causticgambler:

2uguu4me:

PROCRASTINATES LOUDLY

yo could you keep it down some of us are trying to work here

in a minute

(Source: superhighschoolleveluguu, via jellymelly)





ohhenryd:

thatpunnyguy:

snazziest:

They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine

They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am

They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)